Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Buy My Book - Honest Haircuts


Recently I self-published a chapbook of poems, stories and essays called "Honest Haircuts" 
If you are interested in buying a copy-I still have some of the numbered first editions left. 
The price is $7.00 each for a signed copy and that includes postage in the US. 
Below is a link to Paypal if you would like to pay with a credit card. If you want to 
set something up in person-email me at honesthaircuts at gmail dot com. 





Friday, July 12, 2013

Frank's Bad Day Part XIX

"Hold on here. I just want to make sure I have this straight. You are telling me that you are the real Jacob Marley, the character from the Charles Dicken`s book, `A Christmas Carol`?  I don’t know if you knew it, but that was a work of fiction! You’re deranged if you think I`m going to believe that! I swear I’m trapped in some half-baked BBC Christmas Special where we all learn a valuable lesson from the Spirits of Christmas. Tell me this ‘Marley’...is Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Laurie going to appear next as Scrooge and Bob Cratchitt? This is all so incredibly lame…"

Marley snapped back while Frank was still speaking, "Oh stop making it all so tiresome. Ninety-five percent of people in the Underworld have never discovered my identity. If I had not ranted about my own story and if you weren't slightly literate you would have never considered it. “

Pausing for a second, a slightly wicked grin appeared on Marley’s face and he began to speak again.

“Here is an idea, oh most learned English scholar, why not consider the quote of the Bard of Avon, that of Hamlet, who was used to speaking to ghosts, ‘There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.’  Tell me, do you think that the only inspired literatures in this world are those dusty volumes that poufy vicars deem as ‘God-Breathed’? The Spirit of Truth communicates through avenues outside of Scripture*. Have you ever considered how one of the most popular stories in the English language was written in just six weeks?  Let me be clear, sir, A Christmas Carol was a true story, dropped into the mind of Charles Dickens by the Holy Spirit on the night of October 5th, 1843 while he walked the streets of Manchester.”

Marley paused. He glared at Frank, nostrils flaring and eyes wide open.

“Enough of this…Returning to the subject at hand, unless you want to continue denying the cold reality of your present situation, I suggest we discontinue these academic discussions and you decide to make the best of things and stop acting like a spoiled child who thinks he is clever when he is obviously not. What say you sir?"





*Just a little theological clarification here. Marley is not saying that other works of literature can be considered on the same par as the Bible, he is saying that truth appearing in other sources can be influenced by the Holy Spirit, since one of the names of this member of the trinity in scripture is the Spirit of Truth. Like I said in introduction to this story, what's going on in this story does not reflect my own evangelical view of Christian doctrine. This story is fiction using the concept of a purgatory type afterlife to explore certain ideas. I do however agree with Marley's concept here insomuch as God is seeking to communicate truth about himself through many ways and there will be times that that influence can appears in other types of writings to point people toward a personal relationship with God.